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Only people who have met Chuck Norris.” - Chuck Norris...http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/878315647http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/878315647Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:00:07 -0400humorfunnylolfuckyeahchucknorristweetnorrisfactsrandom“Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.” - Chuck Norris Factshttp://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/877707795http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/877707795Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:13:04 -0400humorfunnylolfuckyeahchucknorristweetnorrisfactsrandom“Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.” - Chuck Norris Factshttp://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/877928537http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/877928537Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:13:04 -0400humorfunnylolfuckyeahchucknorristweetnorrisfactsrandom“When in a bar, you can order a drink called a ‘Chuck Norris’. It is also known as...http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/877048893http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/877048893Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:01:06 -0400humorfunnylolfuckyeahchucknorristweetnorrisfactsrandom“Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial...http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/876620274http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/876620274Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:00:04 -0400humorfunnylolfuckyeahchucknorristweetnorrisfactsrandom“Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of...http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/876186645http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/876186645Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:02:05 -0400humorfunnylolfuckyeahchucknorristweetnorrisfactsrandom“If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. 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After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his...http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/874191071http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/874191071Thu, 29 Jul 2010 03:00:08 -0400humorfunnylolfuckyeahchucknorristweetnorrisfactsrandom“You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you”http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/873800582http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/873800582Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:00:05 -0400“Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined...http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/873389874http://www.randomchucknorrisfacts.com/post/873389874Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:00:04 -0400humorfunnylolfuckyeahchucknorristweetnorrisfactsrandom