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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with ‘obstruction of justice.’ This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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