Chuck Norris Random Facts

How come if you die, you're not alive anymore?

loserprincess:

Because Chuck Norris said so.

Ask away! I’ll answer anything!

Posted March 8, 2010 at 7:49pm

If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris

Posted March 5, 2010 at 10:08am | 7 notes

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

— Chuck Norris Jokes

Posted March 4, 2010 at 5:32pm | 2 notes

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How come if you die, you're not alive anymore?

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